I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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