thus making me awesome and them whores
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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