at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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