He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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