There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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