I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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