I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
