i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you win again, gameday.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
