I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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