i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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