I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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