i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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