I'm gonna have a badass scar
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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