put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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