Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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