Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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