Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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