apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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