can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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