I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i will never coherently bang her
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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