he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just googled if crying burns calories
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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