I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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