Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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