In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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