tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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