I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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