do herpes really smell.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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