If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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