she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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