i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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