i just google imaged poop.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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