your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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