I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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