im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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