Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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