I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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