I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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