Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
MIDGETS
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The power of my boobs compel you
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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