All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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