I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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