Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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