Don't you send me to vm
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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