I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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