I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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