Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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