still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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