guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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