Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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