You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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