Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
