I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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